// AUDIT REPORT · LIVE DEPLOYMENT

They swore they had zero AI usage. Their laptops disagreed, 2,888 times.

Below is a real five-day window from a Themisto deployment at a 30-person company, anonymized. Nothing to install, nothing to upload, nothing to sign up for on this page. Read it, then get the same visibility on your own fleet, free.

Report
TL-AUD-0107
Subject
Creative services co · 30 seats
Scope
5 work devices
Window
5 days
Anonymized

Before deployment, leadership put their AI usage at zero. Themisto went on five work devices. This is what the first five days looked like.

2,888
AI requests in 5 days
2
AI vendors · 0 approved
77%
Of traffic from one device
0
What leadership estimated
AI requests per day
DAY 1
342
DAY 2
486
DAY 3
611
DAY 4
702
DAY 5
747

Not a spike. A ramp. Usage more than doubled while nobody was watching.

What 2,888 requests from a client-services shop typically carry

Traffic logs show where the requests went. This is what rides along in prompts wherever client work meets a chat window:

CLIENT IPClient decks and unreleased campaign files, pasted for rewriting
CONTRACTSAgreements pasted for summarizing, fee structures and all
PRICINGInternal and competitor pricing, pasted for analysis
FINANCEInvoice batches with client emails, pasted to draft reminders
HRPerformance feedback, pasted for a tone rewrite

The audit shows you which of these are riding in yours.

AI requests by device
1.WS-02
2,218
2.WS-03
464
3.WS-05
140
4.WS-06
41
5.WS-04
25

One seat, 77% of the traffic. Every fleet has a WS-02.

Vendors discovered
Google / GeminiUNSANCTIONED2,596
OpenAI / ChatGPTUNSANCTIONED292

Approved list at the time: empty. So every request was a decision made alone.

What the week actually established
01Leadership estimated zero AI usage. Five devices produced 2,888 AI requests in five days.
02One seat generated 77% of all AI traffic. Nobody in the room guessed which one.
03Usage more than doubled inside the week: 342 requests on day one, 747 by day five.

Leadership said zero. The laptops said 2,888. What would yours say?

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